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CraftyLifeUpgrade

balance, CraftyLifeUpgrade, efficiency, everyday life, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, mental health, mindfulness, positivity, productivity, quality of life, Routines, self-care, Simplicity, small change, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs dressed in tutus while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to improve your everyday life? How about a small change like being able to turn your enemies into giant walking tacos with just a flick of your wand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the dancing creeper who can teach you the art of breakdancing while exploding in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will significantly improve the quality of your Minecraft life!

Endo Alertness Ultra

alertness, athletic performance, brain function, cannabinoids, cognitive function, endo, Endocannabinoids, endurance sports, endurance training, exercise science, FITNESS, health, mental alertness, neurotransmitters, Performance, physical activity, physiology, research, sports science, study, ULTRA, ultra-endurance exercise

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Star Shards Collected:	63	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Yo, ever wanted to flex your mental alertness while running a marathon in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our endocannabinoid-infused world will have you running for days without getting tired, all while keeping your brain sharp as a diamond sword. Join now for the ultimate ultra-endurance experience and see if you can outlast the competition. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be a little too alert for comfort!

Ironclad Factions

battle strategy, Community Events, competitive gameplay, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitch-free, Helpful Staff, Ironclad, Item duplication, LifeSteal, Loyal Community, MCMMO, PvP, PvP skills, respectful environment, Skill Progression, tactical combat, Trading

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magic Items Found:	8843	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Minecraft Server: Ironclad Factions Lifesteal

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics
Custom Enchantments
Faction Commands
PVP Enabled
Economy & Trading
Skill Progression

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray on the server?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
What happens if I use discriminatory language?	Any form of homophobic/racist language will result in swift action.
Are glitches or exploits allowed?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited.
How should I interact with the staff?	Respect the staff, follow their guidance, and keep the community positive.

The Final Frontier 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, bad last arc, Character development, commonly held beliefs, community beliefs, critical reception, fan reactions, fan theories, Fandom, FINAL, Frontier, Manga, media analysis, misconceptions, Narrative structure, objectivity, plot twists, popular opinions, series, story-arcs, viewer perception, wrong opinions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2780
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!

Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	192	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	400431	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	3894
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Emeralds Found:	5087	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	127
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	293
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	135	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3128
Love Letters Sent:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchantments Applied:	192