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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Ores Mined:	3267
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1563	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	3900
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Potions Brewed:	63	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Emeralds Found:	2936

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Emeralds Found:	7349	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Emeralds Found:	1403
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	7206	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8645	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	7459	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5