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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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