| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2591 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4735 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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| Server IP | soulsteal.me |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, the server is vanilla.
A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.
A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8597 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7901 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2000 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Votes: | 8846 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2503 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8153 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5487 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1544 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5417 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2837 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7571 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8238 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2976 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 269790 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9048 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4991 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2295 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5535 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2252 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5019 | Ores Mined: | 5760 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5660 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Enchantments Applied: | 191 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1984 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 996875 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
