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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8539 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles where the winners are determined by the size of their…tits! That’s right, we measure success in cup sizes here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your assets in the ultimate showdown.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chest of Wonders, rumored to contain the rarest and most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its booty?
So come on down to our server and experience the breast…I mean best…Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to keep your eyes on the prize and your chest held high!