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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Void Gems Collected: 39 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3547
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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