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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Villages Defended: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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