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Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1656	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	210
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7542

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9253
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	8789	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Buildings Constructed:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	95/600	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2