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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7308 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.