TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KDMS Minecraft Server

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

KDMS is a small server with a friendly community and where everyone is helped personally. Some of the things we have:

– A borderless 1.8 survival world – Both a freebuild flatlands creative world and a plot world (for if you like building on plots) – An amplified PVP world where griefing is allowed – A live updating map (http://play.kdms.us:8123/) – Anti xray and rollback plugins – Friendly staff – Extended map use (most of worlds are used more than a year before we even think about resetting it)

We have our own forums at http://kdms.us/forumsThese are used to showcase builds, report members and discuss ideas for new projects.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

-JWFJWF and the KDMS staff

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sponge Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED! Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all! The true feeling of Anarchy.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vitality_PVP

Factions MCMMO Hardcore-PVP Shops Grief Raid Steal Loot Kill

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	1958	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrightVenture

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6704	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ores Mined:	1284

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Dimension Hops:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TryKit

Anarchy, Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Benderscraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP: play.benderscraft.co

Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

IP: server.benderscraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mines Excavated:	4965	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Button Land

PvP

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	962967
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.