Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.

Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Alien Abductions: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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