Tipsy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Animals Bred:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	769159

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	2002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	5969
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	121	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Items Found:	7275	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	9125
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/600	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	156	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	9444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	188	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Votes:	6274	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Farms Harvested:	836
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4568	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
New Chunks Explored:	917868	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11