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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9069 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 267997 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!