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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 486 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 133 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the caves of this, like, totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, a bunch of drunk villagers come stumbling out of the woods, screaming about how there’s an officer problem. like, what even is an officer problem? who knows, but it sounds hilarious.
and that’s just the beginning, dude. on this server, you’ll find the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. like, there’s a pack of chickens that have formed their own gang and they roam the land, challenging players to chicken duels. and don’t even get me started on the llamas with laser eyes. yeah, you read that right. LASER EYES LLAMAS.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? yeah, it’s a thing. trust me, you won’t want to miss it. so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the officer problem, whatever that is.
