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Medieval Smp

arcane arts, breathtaking-cities, creatures-unknown, darkest-depths, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Epic battles, grand-fortresses, Legacy, legendary bosses, Lore, Medieval, mighty-kingdoms, minecraft server, Modded, Ocean, plundered-cities, Ruler, Skies, smp, thriving-kingdoms, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Crops Grown:	1771	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565

Enchanted Dream Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, autistic, dream, dumb, Enchanted, Insecurity, Isles, Loser, low self-esteem, mental health, negative emotions, negative self-talk, personal growth, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-realization, stupid, Ugly, Weed, weird

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Hey bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server! Why be sad and ugly in real life when you can be a cool, blocky character in our world? Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Come on, don’t be a loser in real life, be a winner in Minecraft!

PixelPapSmearz

Appointment, Diagnosis, discomfort, Doctor, emotional toll., Frustration, gynecology, Healthcare, Hospital, insurance issues, lack of communication, long wait times, Medical, mistreatment, negligence, Pain, PixelPapSmearz, traumatic experience, Treatment, Women’s Health, worst experience

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

Odd Feet Adventures

Adventures, feet, feet aesthetics, feet appreciation, feet beauty, feet fetishization, feet obsession, feet preferences, feet uniqueness, foot anatomy, foot appearance, foot attractiveness, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetishism, foot shape, foot structure, odd, odd looking feet, podiatry, toe fetish, unusual feet

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur grandma’s dentures fall out? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and cupcakes.

we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Time Warp Quest

Difference, Future, No Difference, No Difference Between Past and Future, past, Past and Future, Quantum, Quantum Search, Quantum Search for Time’s Source, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, Quest, search, source, Time, Time’s Source, Time’s Source Finds, Warp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	660380
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	301
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Void Armor Forged:	28	Emeralds Found:	6436
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Towns Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Farms Harvested:	713	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	966629	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7165	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crops Grown:	2611	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2