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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, challenge, Community, Discord, End.., Events, Experiment, Factions, gameplay, hang out, Ip:, Mature, Monuments, Nether, Playerbase, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Superflat, Survival, Unique

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	1519	Animals Bred:	191

Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

1.21.3, 22 years old, Adventure, alternative lifestyle, backpacking, bohemian, cute girl, dirty hippie girl, earthy, Enchanted, Exploration, free-spirit, Grove, Hippie, nature lover, Nomad, Off the beaten path, outdoor enthusiast, solo travel, travel, unconventional beauty, Village, Wanderlust, young adult

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1526	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	123121
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Divine Spears Created:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8372
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4705	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	6432
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

chancellor, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, Diversity, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, German, Government, INCLUSIVE, international relations, KrautCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, right wing, Server, Unity, Vance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.

Players:	104/800	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	4