Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Star Shards Collected: 183

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MineCraftLoveCo

    MineCraftLoveCo
    Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

    On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Chimeras Created: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

    GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

    2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

    3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

    4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Enchantments Applied: 170 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

    BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues
    Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Potions Brewed: 183
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Crops Grown: 6071 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Star Shards Collected: 211 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 394 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Magic Items Found: 2554
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Potions Brewed: 199
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7965

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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