Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7027
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 875564 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Potions Brewed: 137

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 630

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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