TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1651
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	3577
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Towns Built:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9371	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Crops Grown:	4041	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	961
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Love Letters Sent:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.