TimeWarpCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ShoelessSpouseCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	699	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	216
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6003	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Towns Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WaterWarriorz

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Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ChinaCarBlock2021

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So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5