Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Travel back in time and witness epic battles between creepers and villagers, or maybe even tame a T-Rex and ride it into battle!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own time machine to explore different eras, from the Stone Age to the future where robots rule the land. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a famous historical figure like Abraham Lincoln or Cleopatra!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Time travel has never been so hilarious!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    New Chunks Explored: 400510 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Alien Abductions: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6748 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Star Shards Collected: 277

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 359

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 905 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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