BlockyHeartbreakers

awkward flirting attempts, awkward pick up lines, bad pick up lines, BlockyHeartbreakers, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy pick up lines, embarrassing pick up lines, embarrassing ways to flirt, failed pick up lines, funny pick up lines, lame pick up lines, pick up lines to never use, pickup lines gone wrong, pickup lines to avoid, ridiculous pick up lines, terrible pick up lines, unsuccessful pick up lines, worst flirting lines, worst pick up lines, worst things to say to someone, worst ways to hit on someone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!

MotherRussia Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, families in distress, Help, Hope, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing persons, missing soldiers, MotherRussia, plea for assistance, resolution, Russian families, search agency, search efforts, Server, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian families are searching for missing soldiers in ukraine but they need YOUR help to find them!!! we have secret missions and hidden treasures waiting for you to uncover. join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost russian soldier hiding in a minecraft cave! don’t miss out on the action, join today!

Trump’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Arctic, Autonomy, blocky, denmark, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Nordic countries, North America, Politics, secession, self-determination, self-governance, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	New Chunks Explored:	603405
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so like, this server is so lit that even Greenland wants independence from Denmark just to join us! can you believe it? Trump is probably gonna build a wall around us to keep all the other servers out because we’re just that awesome. join us and be part of the revolution, where even world leaders are begging to be a part of our epic Minecraft adventures. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and be part of history in the making!

No Weight Gain from Knowledge

Audience, Classroom, educating, education, educational talk, enlightening, gain, imparting knowledge, INFORMATION, instructing, knowledge, learning, massless information, room full of people, seminar, sharing information, Students, teaching, teaching session, weight, weightless knowledge, Workshop

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3869
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, like, imagine if that room was a minecraft server, bro. like, you go in there and you come out with all this epic knowledge of how to build stuff and survive, but you don’t feel any heavier or anything. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.

plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.

so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Brain Folds No More

Brain, brain abnormalities, brain development, brain development disorders, brain folds, brain function, brain health, brain organoids, brain research, brain treatment options, drug discovery, folds, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, Lissencephaly, malformations, medical advancements, neurological disorders, rare diseases, Smooth brain, treatments

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	230	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be as smooth as a baby’s butt! we got potions dat make ur brain fold like origami! forget about lissencephaly, we got u covered with our magical drug dat will make ur brain look like a crumpled up piece of paper! come join us and experience the smoothest brain u ever did see! who needs wrinkles when u can have a brain smoother than a dolphin’s skin? don’t be a wrinkly brain loser, join us now and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends!

Vibe House

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Port, Community, creativity, crossplay, discord community, discord server, Events, Exploration, House, Land claiming, Live Map, Player Warps, quality of life, smp, teamwork, unique items, Vanilla, VIBE, voting system, Website

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	2079	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	113	Emeralds Found:	5351
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Emerald-based item economy with villager trading limits to ensure balance. Players can create their own item-based shops.
Voting system that rewards a Vote Crate key, Vote Token to be used at Spawn Town, and a rank point!
Excellent quality of life plugins such as player warps, RTP, land claiming, live map, and more!
A balanced crate system that ensures that all crates are accessible for F2P players also!
Unique items with custom textures and set bonuses.
Play with your friends on any platform and game versions courtesy of ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate.
An active Discord community with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Events in Minecraft and Discord! Some events are for other games and even movie nights!

Website

Discord Server

Java & Bedrock IP: play.vibe-house.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not push excessive pay-to-win tactics. Our changes are primarily focused on balancing the emerald-based economy.
Can I create my own item-based shops?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops within the emerald-based economy.
Are there events in Minecraft and Discord?	Yes, we host events in both Minecraft and Discord, including game nights and movie nights.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, you can play with friends on any platform and game versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate compatibility.

Kronii’s Fauna Cry 1.20

comfort, Community, cry, emotional, Emotional support, Empathy, Fauna, friendship, Heartfelt, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, Livestream, reaction, Sadness, streaming, Support, Tears, Today, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why, you ask? Well, because Kronii will legit cry for Fauna today, like what even is that drama llama nonsense, am I right? But seriously, if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and witness the ultimate showdown between Kronii and Fauna, then this server is the place to be. Plus, there’s like a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So, grab your diamond sword and get ready for some mind-blowing Minecraft madness!

CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server

#business class, Access, aisle seat, aita, asking, California, Canada, carry on, carryon, electronics, fellow passenger, Flight, Flight Attendant, front, Heated, laptop bag, Minecraft, Move, overhead bin, Seat, Server, Shuffle, Space, spot, suitcase, Tall, window seat

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama!

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, bathrobe, BEDROOM, bunkbeds, changing, Communication, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Girlfriend, kitchen, Knocking, making out, Movie, NoKnockMakeOutsLOL, private room, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, screaming, sharing, tradition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

bedroom injuries, coitus injuries, coitus safety, CoitusInjuriesMC, injuries during coitus, intimate health, intimate injuries, intimate wellness, physical injuries, sex education, sex injuries, sex safety, sex tips, sexual activity, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual injuries, sexual pleasure, sexual safety, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	200

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

British military, British troops, BritTroopz, defense exercises, defense readiness, eastern europe, european defense, International cooperation, joint operations, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, NATO exercise, NATO mission, NATO partnership, security alliance, Server, strategic deployment, troop deployment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	4798
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

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