TimeSkipCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

aluminum, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic relations, Europe, export strategy, global economy, global market, international relations, international trade, manufacturing sector, metal industry, Minecraft, North America, political response, Retaliatory measures, Server, supply chain, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	586	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3152	Astral Projections Made:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	193
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	8019	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3766
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Votes:	2318
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	7724
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	3711
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	63
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	3854	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mines Excavated:	1310
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2