TimeSkipCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP

air travel experience, airplane companion, flight companion, flight duration, flight entertainment, FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP, flying companion, government official, in-flight company, long flight, political conversation, Political debate, political figure, political leader, political personality, politician, politician choice, politician selection, travel buddy, travel buddy choice, travel partner

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!

But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

LemonCraft: Easy Peasy Difficult Difficult

Challenging, challenging task, complex, confounding, Deceiving, deceivingly simple, deceptive, demanding, Difficult, EASY, HARD, intricate, lemon squeezy, lemoncraft, misleading, misleadingly easy, Peasy, perplexing, puzzling, TOUGH, Tricky, tricky task

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Buildings Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6115	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Imagine a Minecraft server where the grass is made of marshmallows, the trees are made of cotton candy, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. Sounds easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Wrong! This server is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult, but in the most hilariously chaotic way possible.

Join us if you dare to navigate through a world where the pigs can fly (literally) and the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. But beware, the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server with their army of evil ducks.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky wonderland? Then come on down and join the madness! Just remember, it may look easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

aluminum, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic relations, Europe, export strategy, global economy, global market, international relations, international trade, manufacturing sector, metal industry, Minecraft, North America, political response, Retaliatory measures, Server, supply chain, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1484
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	2872	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ores Mined:	1034	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1678	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2414	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	8298	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	6667
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Items Found:	4733
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	167

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8642	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	208
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1516
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4901
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26