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Players: 99/500 Votes: 9176
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Chimeras Created: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 9892 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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  • VividCraft Skyline 1.20

    VividCraft Skyline 1.20
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3617
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

    We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

    But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

    So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

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  • BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

    BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8344
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 199
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HostageCraft Minecraft Server

    HostageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7144
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

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  • DroneWarsMC

    DroneWarsMC
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9346
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

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  • BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

    BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 9047
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 908 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

    join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

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  • United Crafters

    United Crafters
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7410
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 127
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4

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    United Crafters SMP

    Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

    New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

    Hope to see you soon!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
    What plugins does the server have? Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
    Is there a world reset schedule? We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

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  • Box Noodle City 1.20.5

    Box Noodle City 1.20.5
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4412
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mines Excavated: 3489
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7624
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

    We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

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  • TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

    TortureTunes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 9187
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Towns Built: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

    So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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  • CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

    CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3333
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ores Mined: 3588
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

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  • Peatland Pals: Moss Mayhem!

    Peatland Pals: Moss Mayhem!
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 950
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

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    join our epic minecraft server where we save the sphagnum moss from certain doom!!! we have created a virtual world where peatland is thriving and the moss never dies off. you can help us fight against the evil forces of warmth and dryness by building peatland fortresses and protecting the precious carbon storage.

    come join us and be a hero in the battle against climate change in minecraft form. who knew saving the environment could be so fun and pixelated? let’s show those real-life peatlands who’s boss in our virtual world of endless possibilities.

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in to the most important mission of all time – saving the sphagnum moss in minecraft!!!

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  • 💜 survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 server minecraft

    💜 survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 server minecraft
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 3013
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Potions Brewed: 155
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1589 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

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    The description of the server server “Survival without PVE PVP mods” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    opa.bestixworld.ru

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  • MysticServer.Us.To

    MysticServer.Us.To
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6608
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

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    MysticServer Overview

    Features
    OG Factions server revamped
    No Pay-to-Win
    No OP items
    No Crazy Mods
    Crossplay Compatible
    Respawnable Ender Dragon
    Progressable Skills
    Bookbag System
    Unique Banking System
    Semi-Vanilla
    KitPVP
    Creative (Plotworld)
    SMP (Survival)

    Join the community and check it out, we’d love to have you join! 😀

    IP: MysticServer.Us.To

    FAQ

    What is MysticServer?

    MysticServer is an OG Factions server revamped with no Pay-to-Win features, no OP items, and no Crazy Mods. It features quality of life improvements like turning off chorus fruit, adding damage to bedrock, and combat tagging.

    What are some unique features of MysticServer?

    Some unique features include Crossplay compatibility, a Respawnable Ender Dragon, progressable skills, a bookbag system, a unique banking system, and more. The server aims to stay Semi-Vanilla to keep the classic Minecraft feel.

    Are there other gamemodes available on MysticServer?

    Yes, there are other gamemodes available such as KitPVP, Creative (Plotworld), SMP (Survival), and more coming in the future.

    How long has MysticServer been in development?

    The server has been in development for 10 years, with attention to detail, balance, and well thought out features. The server is constantly being upgraded, bugs fixed, and improvements added to ensure a lag-free experience.

    How can I contact the server owner for questions?

    You can reach the server owner on Discord @ Sell_ox

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  • Pixel Haven 1.20.5

    Pixel Haven 1.20.5
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1610
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

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  • TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

    TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5338
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Villages Defended: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

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    lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

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  • Academic Socials 1.20.1

    Academic Socials 1.20.1
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 509
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Alien Abductions: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

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    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

    We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

    If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

    Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

    So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

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