Time Travelers’ Paradise: Yesterday’s Tomorrow

abstract, Concept, Contemplative, deep, Existence, Future, Introspective, mind-bending, Paradise, Paradox, past, Perception, philosophy, PRESENT, Reality, Temporal, Thought-provoking, Time, Today, Tomorrow, travelers, Yesterday, yesterdays

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and reality is a mere suggestion! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mystical Time Crystal, rumored to have the power to make yesterday tomorrow and today not exist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like never before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why wait for yesterday to be tomorrow when you can join our server today and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3267
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4428	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	4919

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	431	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3749	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3351
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.