join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures ever!!! keir starmer himself condemns the far right thuggery happening in britain, but don’t worry, you won’t find any of that drama here!! just pure chaotic fun and craziness!!!

build your own castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary derp king!! with non-stop events and challenges, you’ll never get bored on our server!!

so come on and join us now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!!! keir starmer would approve, we promise 😉

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Animals Bred: 14
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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