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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where the admin is as sassy as a diva on a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server admin is known for shutting down threads faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of banter, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a little drama. Who knows, you might even become the admin’s new favorite player (but don’t hold your breath). So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the banter department!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crops Grown:	6851	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Star Shards Collected:	177
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Towns Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ores Mined:	2595	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	180	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	180
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Potions Brewed:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Zombie Dances:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Votes:	2622
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	6900

hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

CraftyBibi’sJailbreakFun

arrest fears, Auschwitz event, CraftyBibisJailbreakFun, Netanyahu, Report

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where even Netanyahu is scared to attend our events because he thinks he’ll get arrested! we have so much chaos and craziness that even world leaders are shaking in their boots! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything can happen, including unexpected arrests and wild adventures. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creeper’s Crematorium: Digging Up Trouble

body disposal, burial, burial process, Cold cases, CREEPERS, cremation, cremation process, cremation vs burial, Crematorium, crime scene analysis., crime scene investigation, criminal evidence, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, death investigation., Digging, exhumation, forensic anthropology, forensic pathology, forensic science, forensic technology, homicide cases, Trouble, unsolved homicides

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	262	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we dig up bodies and solve murders like a bunch of detective zombies. we got ghosts haunting our pixelated streets and skeletons dancing in the moonlight. come for the murder mysteries, stay for the haunted houses. who needs burial when you can respawn in our spooky server? come on, you know you wanna dig up some trouble with us.

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