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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5026 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 2376 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 2507 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 612 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).