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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5161 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7192 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).
