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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8671 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).