This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	704121	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5872
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8675
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	792	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	6759	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	90
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Potions Brewed:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	203
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	2117	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	5487	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	250	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net