This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	8788
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bloques Socialistas

PvP, Survival

Survival server.

It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Creeed lifefuse

PvP, smp

Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SkyDead

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	2530

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

pengucraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Valtichub

Box, Grinders, PvP

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FewFrands

PvP, Survival

Great Small survival server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vexmc

OneBlock, PvP

Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Project Magma

Survival

CompleteMC’s modded server. Mods: Applied Energistics 2 rv6-stable-7 Ender Core 1.12.2-0.5.74 IF 4.5.0.291 Ends IO 5.1.55 Extra Utilities Hwyla 1.8.26 Inventory Pets 2.0.3 Iron Chest 7.0.67 Magical Crops Core 1.0.2 ProjectE 1.12.2-PE1.4.1 Redstone Flux – 2.1.0.6

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Adenbey

You can support by voting

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lava Central

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP

We are a new Factions and KitPvP server. We plan on expanding to Skywars, Bedwars, and probably Skyblock, once we get an active player base.

Game: mc.lavacentral.xyz

Website: lavacentral.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mines Excavated:	2160	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Furry Kingdom

Survival

A friendly furry server aimed at embracing creativity and hard work. Enhanced survival, semi-easy play. Hope to see you there!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Terralith WhisperCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Terralith WhisperCraft 1.19.2!!! We are a server for ages 15+ and have some amazing datapacks included to modify the way the world looks in our vanilla based server. The datapacks included are: Terralith: for the overworld, which adds nearly 100 new biomes! Incendium: for the nether, adding several new biomes and many new structures to explore! We also have a number of plugins to enhance your experience, with favorites such as: CMI, CoreProtect, Jobs Reborn, mcMMO, GriefProtection, TempFly (Which you can get from voting!), Elite mobs and more! I’ve also created over 100 ranks to /rankup with and over 100 kits per rank, including the option for donator ranks! One of the things I like most about this server is that you can claim land to prevent grief and have access to a resource world, so we never have to worry about running into other players claims. If this sounds like the right type of server for you, come give us a look! Server IP for Java: magicwhistler.apexmc.co / Server IP for Bedrock: magicwhistler.apexmc.co Port: 19102

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Skeetania

Survival

wanna have a good time playing survival? join our server! we have a great mod team and a brand new world for you to play on! little to no command work done, pure vanilla no Plugins

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Adagra smp

Discord, Kingdom, Modded, Roleplay, smp

Want to play an Origins modded server? We host a Kingdom themed Origins server with many mods.Our server runs on fabric 1.18.2 and you can find our mods on our Discord server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.