This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Potions Brewed:	154
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Votes:	5388	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2732
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Votes:	9160	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Items Found:	2458

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	2666
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	169	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crops Grown:	7113	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	845174
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Void Gems Collected:	21
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	181
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ores Mined:	779	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?