This Hilarious Minecraft Server Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry! No TPA needed!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	187	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Da Cabre!
We are a fresh semi-vanilla server hosted in Australia, with tweaks and mods to enhance gameplay.

Features

A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn
Semi-vanilla experience with anti-griefing and performance plugins
Kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule
Voice Chat mod for in-game communication
Extensive rules page to prevent mishaps and rule breakers
Discord-Minecraft link for communication between players
Fresh server with unexplored areas and diamond-based achievement system

Questions & Answers:

Q: Can players from other countries join?

A: Yes, players from other countries are allowed to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, players need to be in the Discord server to join the game. The Discord server link is provided in the overview.

Q: Are cracked players allowed on the server?

A: No, cracked players are not welcome. The server is Java Edition only.

Q: What kind of mods are used on the server?

A: The server features tweaks such as anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small biome tweaks.

Q: How can players suggest new features?

A: Players can make suggestions in the Discord server for any features they would like to see added to the server.

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	840	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Divine Spears Created:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3722	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	111
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Animals Bred:	103
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2395
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Farms Harvested:	559
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!