This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bros, buck breaking, Challenges, chief, chief bros, Community, determination, empowerment, feeling defeated, growth, Minecraft, Oppression, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Reffie, resilience, self-care, smp, solidarity, strength, Struggle, Support, Unity

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StepMomsRipoffTax

AITAH, blended family, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, financial boundaries, financial pressure, Guilt, guilt trip, open marriage, parental neglect, Parental Pressure, Siblings, step mother, step siblings, StepMomsRipoffTax, Tantrum

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PhaseCrazeCraft

defining moments, growth mindset., Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life phases, life transformation, life transitions, overcoming challenges, personal development, personal evolution, personal growth, PhaseCrazeCraft, Phases, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, transformation

Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, cosmic discoveries, discoveries, Fun, Galactic, Galactic Outflows, Galactic Structure, galaxies, Giant Magnetic Halo, Halo, magnetic, magnetic fields, Magnetic Resonance, measurements, Milky Way, research, Science, space exploration, space phenomena, Star-forming Activities, Stars, Universe, X-ray Emitting Halo

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoTrespassingZone

boundary dispute, boundary disputes, fence issues, land clearing, land ownership, neighbor conflict, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, neighbor disputes, neighbor issues, NoTrespassingZone, property boundaries, property disputes, property lines, property maintenance, property rights

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crops Grown:	1897
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
New Chunks Explored:	570481	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3