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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9144 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
