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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1508 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5456 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
