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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2996 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Potions Brewed: | 173 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
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