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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1737 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8914 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8232 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 104 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
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