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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2778 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5239 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
