Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	2607	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Holy Grails Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crops Grown:	8834
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	57
Dimension Hops:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Votes:	7494

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	4526	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Votes:	9480	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Star Shards Collected:	76	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!

EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

capacity, China, containment measures, emergency, EpicHMPV, Epidemic, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, HMPV, Hospitals, Infectious Disease, medical facilities, Minecraft, outbreak, overwhelmed, pandemic, Patients, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Surge, Virus

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61