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NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

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Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	7753	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BookwormCraft

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Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	157	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ores Mined:	2890	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RocketRumbleMC

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6011
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	900	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5325
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	99263	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Animals Bred:	69

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	4775	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6