Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Emeralds Found: 3798 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • UkrainianShellCrafters

    UkrainianShellCrafters
    hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BreadSRV II

    BreadSRV II

    14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

    No Griefing.

    No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

    No stealing peoples items from chests.

    No killing other players without a reason for it.

    No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Magic Items Found: 8725 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangout Minecraft Server

    Overview: Where adventure meets community!

    Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Key Features:

    Discord Integration Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
    In-Game Events Hosted by Admins Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
    Respawning Ender Dragon Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
    Single Player Sleep No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
    Bending for Subscribers Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

    Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

    Ready to Join?

    Server IP: 74.95.135.190

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Players Killed by Monsters: 5114
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

    Decent Vidya Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

    Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

    And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 33

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

    BrokeBlockMateKickedOut
    Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Animals Bred: 184
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

    imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

    we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

    With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TRAVEL MC

    TRAVEL MC

    Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

    Thanks For Join!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
    Can I claim any land? No, there is no land claiming on the server.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
    How long has the server been running? The server has been running for over eight years.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Star Shards Collected: 137
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

    Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Lunatic Minecraft SMP

    Lunatic Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

    Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

    DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure
    Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Animals Bred: 50 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

    RedLineDefend Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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