TheTimeVortex | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	174
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

✅ Hello! This is a server called = HideMC ✅ ❤️ RARE WIPES, DISCORD, TLAUNCHER, SKINS ❤️ OUR RESOURCE PACK = https://disk.yandex.ru/d/D_FvM66Ey4xZdg ? FREE ULTRA?

TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	7523
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	202

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	178
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crops Grown:	1692
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Ores Mined:	8191	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	2116	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Items Found:	8049	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crops Grown:	9181	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Items Found:	5289	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mines Excavated:	2150	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

Players:	103/300	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4