TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Alien Abductions:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1339	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6336	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	627458	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ores Mined:	867

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!