Hello there!
Welcome to TheSurgeMC! We are in beta!
We are a survival, competitive economy, towny based server with PvP elements. Join our community today for special perks and rewards! We are adding unique elements to our economy including cryptocurrencies to make it more competitive and dynamic!
play.thesurgemc.com
See you there!
play.thesurgemc.com:25602
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons as you dance the night away in our hidden club.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of love, adventure, and chicken battles like you’ve never seen before!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, things may get a little… bizarre.
Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they could get away with messaging young 14-year-old girls for sex and offering them cocaine in exchange. But little did they know, our server is run by a team of vigilante moderators who swooped in and banned that dirty fucker faster than you can say “diamond sword.”
Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (minus the creepy old dudes, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
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Join us for the wildest adventures and the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So hop on board and let’s craft some epic memories together! Just be careful of Dizzy Dokuro, he’s known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant chickens. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chaos and fun on this server!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to say Xer’s name three times before logging in, or else you might end up in a world where creepers wear top hats and demand tea parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
1. Our server is so insane that even Fauna and Kronii, two of the most powerful players, are no longer friends. Rumor has it that their friendship ended over a dispute about who had the best pet parrot. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.
2. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is that it’s guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens armed with enchanted swords. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself?
3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the sheep into disco-loving party animals. You’ll never look at a woolly creature the same way again once you see them busting out dance moves to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, drama, and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a sturdy pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!
YellowStone – 1 season. (started – 10/31/2024 – ended – ??.??.2025)
A small Minecraft project aimed at vanilla themes, naturally the server contains features that were not and are not present in other projects. It is worth mentioning the fact that there is a different generation of the upper world on the server.
You can get to the server both for a fee and for free; penetration is relatively inexpensive, so almost everyone can afford it. You can apply on the project’s official discord server; the link can be found on this page.
To purchase a penetration, please write to the technical support of our server. It is located on the project’s Discord server.
mc.yellowstn.ru
But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!
And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures
