Thessia SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1667
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Thessia is a PvE survival server with tons of custom configured features to bring a truly elegant yet simple Minecraft experience. There are no modded client requirements to join either. Special considerations: – Server is primarily PvE so please be kind to others – Server is designed to be 17yrs+ to maintain a mature playerbase – Bedrock and Java players are welcome (Xbox, Playstation, Switch, and PC a like) Special features found in Thessia: – Premium plugins such as: – MCMMO – SafariNet – Shop – the intuitive shop plugin – MiniaturePets – Advanced Enchantments – AdvancedMobs – Custom world generator meaning all new biomes and structures to explore – Fully personalized economy – Stat tracking for friendly competition – Dedicated Minigames world with boat racing, spleef, and parkour – Dedicated creative world unlocked after a high enough rank – and SO much more! Please come check us out!

Thessia.mc-dns.net:27024

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	452
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4998	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	573
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5267	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9446	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	5922
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mines Excavated:	3808
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	2211	Dragon Eggs Found:	9222
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1748
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	843306
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!