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Secede Texas Minecraft Server

American politics, current events, Democracy, election, Future, Government, kamala harris, Kamala wins, Minecraft, political division, Politics, potential outcomes, Presidential election, secede, secession, Server, speculation, texas, Texas politics, Texas secession, united states, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kamala “wins” and Texas decides to secede…but not in the way you think! Watch as giant blocks of queso start popping up everywhere, and players have to navigate through a maze of cowboy hats to find the treasure at the end. Don’t miss out on the wild ride of a lifetime – join our server now and see what crazy adventures await you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4551
Emeralds Found:	7862	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Koreans are the Buryats of Canada Minecraft SMP

assimilation, Buryats, Canada, Canadian society, cross-cultural connections, cultural exchange, cultural similarities, Cultural traditions, Diversity, East Asian diaspora, Ethnic groups, ethnic heritage, Ethnic Minorities, Identity, immigration, indigenous peoples, integration, Korean Canadians, koreans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, smp

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through the wackiest corners of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Dragon & Tortoise, Events, general, guides, Hards, HOD, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Serenade Promenade, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Urban, Welfare

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most fun place to be! Join us for insane adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

V&U + Korean VTubers General – Minecraft SMP

#english speaking, Afreeca VTuber, Crown US, Fan websites, FANFICS, FlaVR, general, Gens 1-3, idol corp, Korean, Korean Vtubers, KR, Minecraft, phase connect, PixelLink, prima, Production Kawaii, Small Corpos, smp, Solstice, Song Cover Playlist, south korea, Symphoria, Tsunderia Extended, Twitch Korean VTuber, V&U, V&U Official Twitter, V&U Official Youtube, V&U Schedules, V&U Website, V4Mirai, VAllure, virtual universe., vnug, VReverie Extended, VTuber and You, Vtubers, We Are Traveling, wild things

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Korean VTubers, virtual shenanigans, and Universe-sized adventures.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StoryMine Survival without GOD and FLY Minecraft server

BUILD, classic, comfortable, Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, Jobs, Low donations, Minecraft, no fly, No GOD, No Wipes, pleasant, Plugins, Russian, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Lane, Memories, memories from past life, memories from previous life, Memory, Minecraft, Past Life, past life experiences, past life memories, past life memories adults, past life memories children, past life memories dreams, past life memories evidence, past life memories meditation, past life memories proof, past life memories research, past life memories signs, past life memories stories, past life memories therapy, past life regression, previous life, Reincarnation, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and unlock memories from your past lives! Dive into a world where you can build, mine, and battle your way to uncovering the secrets of your previous existence. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more memories you unlock. Who knows, you might have been a legendary warrior or a master builder in a past life! Join now and start your journey to rediscovering your lost memories…and maybe even unlock some hidden superpowers along the way!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gender Options Minecraft SMP

character creation, Character customization, Choices, Decision making, Demo, Diversity, DROPPED, equality, gameplay, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Options, INCLUSIVE, Inclusive Gaming, Minecraft, non-binary, Options, player choice, progressive, representation, smp, Social Issues, video game, Woke

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer two gender options? Look no further, because on our server, we offer THREE gender options! That’s right, we’re so woke that even our character creation screen is inclusive.

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Romance Craft Minecraft Server

2023, Affection, Craft, DATING, emotional bonds, Falling In Love, good year, happy couples, heartfelt connections, Intimacy, lasting love, love, Minecraft, new beginnings, Passion, relationships, romance, romantic memories, Romantic moments, romantic yearnings, Server, soulmates, special moments

In the year 2023, love was in the air on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!

We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?

So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

cultural norms, Divorce, Divorce Rates, Edition, equality, feminism, Financial Stability, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, law, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, smp, social expectations, Stereotypes, West, western society, western women, Wild, Women

Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Parthenogenesisize, parthenogenesize, reproduce, right now, Server, undergo parthenogenesis

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

Banlists, database, Decklists, Diamond, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Gang, master duel, Minecraft, News, ninja, OCG, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Shark Drake LeVeiss edition, smp, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Crops Grown:	6929
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Short Kings Minecraft Server

acceptance, american culture, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, global perspectives, height, Heightism, Individuality, Kings, Masculinity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Server, short, short kings, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

command line, computer science, doesnt, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Quick, reminder, smp, software, Technology, Terminal, Unix, Unix basics, Unix commands, Unix fundamentals, Unix history, Unix philosophy, UNIX system, Unix tutorials, Unix vs Linux, Unix-based, Unix-like

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

Alternative, alternative Vtubers, avant garde, avant-garde vtubers, Freaky, Horror, horror Vtubers, indie, indie vtubers, list, Minecraft, question.., Server, spooky, Spooky Month, spooky thread, Thread, Vtuber, VTuber list, Vtubers, weird, weird thread, Weird Vtubers

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	74	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	4