ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6803	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	1909	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Potions Brewed:	142

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	269
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1540
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	4602

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	194144	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	4489

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

Belly, belly fat, belly thread, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, embracing imperfections, fat belly, fitness goals, healthy living, love yourself, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, Thread, weight loss journey

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

Agent Record, All New Program, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Dev Face-to-Face, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, sleepy, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JoblessExodusCraft

alarms, break lease, Canada, cat, credit card debt, eclectic, European, JoblessExodusCraft, language teacher, late nights, lost job, moving out, odd roommate, partner, probationary period, Rent, rented room, savings, security deposit, Spouse, sublet, Traveler

Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crops Grown:	5731	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

Conquer, Corruption, economic sanctions, evade, evading, financial crimes, financial regulations, financial transparency, global politics, government corruption, illicit funds, international finance, money laundering, money trail, offshore accounts, political corruption, russia, Russian economy, sanctions evasion, shell companies, ShellCraft, tax evasion, US sanctions

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BDSM MedCare FunLand

alternative lifestyles, BDSM, BDSM community, communication barriers, discrimination, FUNLAND, healthcare disparities, healthcare experiences, healthcare system, informed consent, marginalized communities, MedCare, medical encounters, mental health, mental health stigma, patient advocacy, patient care, patient-provider relationship, sexual health, stigma, Trauma, trust issues, vulnerable populations

so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

battle royale, Bronze, challenge, Chanzes, Competitive Gaming, Edition, epic games, esports, Fornite Lachy, fortnite, Fortnite Lachlan, Gaming, lachlan, lachy, lazarbeam, looter, Loserfruit, lufu, Minecraft, Overstrand, power, pwr, Race, Server, TEAM, Team PWR, to, unreal, Usa, vindooly, Volx, Winter, Worthy

PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	189
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOC, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

Aging population, Analysis, Birth, birth rate, comparison, cultural influences, declining birth rates, demographics, Economy, education, fertility, global trends, government policies, Healthcare, lowest birth rates, Minecraft, Population, Rate, reasons, Server, social factors, statistics, two nations, world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

Bonding, brothers, BROWN, brown kids, Childhood, children, Diversity, family, Fun, Happy, Innocence, joy, Kids, Laughter, linus, love, Memories, Minecraft, mixed race, multicultural, outdoor activities, Playing, Siblings, sisters, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!